"How'd you like that new poem?" "Ehhhh..." "What do you mean, 'Ehhh'?" "It wasn't good, but it wasn't bad. It just didn't do it for me." "I wrote that poem under an alt. What was wrong with it?" "Oh, well if you wrote it, it was magnificent! Considering the context of your life, that was great!" "No, fuck you, you hated it. Be fucking honest for once in your miserable life. What was wrong with it?" "Well, it just rhymed, a little too much?" "Fuck you asshole, you know how hard it is to rhyme coriander with salamander? I spent all day thinking of that!"