The one true God, the Heavenly Father, smites me. The end.
The one true God, the Heavenly Father, smites me. The end.
short, accurate to a christian, and also uses a god sue. Roughly 5 seconds of effort i recon.
short, accurate to a christian, and also uses a god sue. Roughly 5 seconds of effort i recon.
Glad I could contribute. May I am bless you.
Glad I could contribute. May I am bless you.
better still, you are an angel who woke up one day with a massive hangover to find god dead, and no other angels in heaven.
also, the angel is lucifer.
pokes god with a stick
pokes other angels with a stick
lucifer: fuuuuuuuu...
better still, you are an angel who woke up one day with a massive hangover to find god dead, and no other angels in heaven.
also, the angel is lucifer.
*pokes god with a stick*
*pokes other angels with a stick*
lucifer: fuuuuuuuu...
he got exactly what he wanted, but in a twisted sort of way. Has potential for a nice plot hook.
he got exactly what he wanted, but in a twisted sort of way. Has potential for a nice plot hook.
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