We've actually preserved something Yet they still have to invade And appropriate - to use their lexicon Asians in leiderhosen Blacks with hot sauce stand I sample the Trinidad scorpion Leave the overpriced festival After the schuhplattler Walk to a hipster bar Tranny employee with patches leaving They're all wearing patches Everything branded against us At least there's schnitzel Witnessing ersatz reset in real time I can almost see a glitch in the pixels Don't be dismayed We still have horses in this race Once the western themed Bar opens nextdoor I'll be another American In search of escape Watching baseball Drink heil