I get the requests everyday.
Oh Theo, you make me so Horney, me Love you Long Time, Me Daughter of Chinese Mining Billionaire, Write me Love Poem for Wedding and Father Pay you Big Time Dowry
And I have to say no.
Wow Theo, that certainly is a great Sci-Fi concept you wrote about. Would you like to expand it into a more faceted universe, something that might have potential for an initial series, with spin-off options?
And I have to say no.
Dayyyyum Theo, that was the hottest Interracial Furry Erotica I ever read. You want to write for my studio?
And I have to say no.
There will never be any redeeming quality towards any human that writes for money.
They are simply whores.
They are attempting to sell their thoughts to you.
There is no monetary transaction between us.
It is just something that you will read.
And then,
You'll think about it.
And It'll be worse than anything you paid for.
Welcome.
Recline on one of our couches, upholstered in the finest silk we could have, imported from the Orient.
Take your pipe, filled with quality Afghan Poppy, and imbibe, while you listen to our house poets take you to transcendent realms with their words.
Should you feel so bold, feel free to pen a poem, or short story here, while you are under the beautiful duress of the midnight's oil.
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