I was walking down the street to get my lunch, and some guy opened his door and a tiny dog flew out of the house, towards me. I think it was a tiny puppy, but it could've been an older dog that is just real tiny. I don't know, I am not good with dog breeds. Dog runs up close to me, I'm close to a telephone pole. About to grab the tiny dude so I can return it to it's owner, but the dog sniffs the pole, kinda high up. Tiny dog turns its backside to the telephone pole, kicks up it's back legs, and does a handstand, and starts pissing above it's own head. Like literally doing a free style handstand, pissing with its dick above it's own head, so it can mark up as high as possible. I respect that dog.