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I was walking down the street to get my lunch, and some guy opened his door and a tiny dog flew out of the house, towards me.

I think it was a tiny puppy, but it could've been an older dog that is just real tiny. I don't know, I am not good with dog breeds.

Dog runs up close to me, I'm close to a telephone pole.

About to grab the tiny dude so I can return it to it's owner, but the dog sniffs the pole, kinda high up.

Tiny dog turns its backside to the telephone pole, kicks up it's back legs, and does a handstand, and starts pissing above it's own head.

Like literally doing a free style handstand, pissing with its dick above it's own head, so it can mark up as high as possible.

I respect that dog.

I was walking down the street to get my lunch, and some guy opened his door and a tiny dog flew out of the house, towards me. I think it was a tiny puppy, but it could've been an older dog that is just real tiny. I don't know, I am not good with dog breeds. Dog runs up close to me, I'm close to a telephone pole. About to grab the tiny dude so I can return it to it's owner, but the dog sniffs the pole, kinda high up. Tiny dog turns its backside to the telephone pole, kicks up it's back legs, and does a handstand, and starts pissing above it's own head. Like literally doing a free style handstand, pissing with its dick above it's own head, so it can mark up as high as possible. I respect that dog.

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I was walking down the street

Liar! We all know your mobility preferences are skipping and prancing

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That was an autocorrect mistake.

*I was waltzing down the street

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What? I think the term is "sashay"

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Ah ok that makes sense then

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Wait…was the dog using the pole to brace its back legs up in the air? IE resting it’s hind legs on the pole? Or was it actually balancing to keep its back legs up with no external support?

This is important as I really want to get the most accurate visual in my mind’s eye.

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It was a little yippy dog, handstanding like an acrobat, pissing on a poal

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several of the smaller breeds do this sort of behavior.

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Why tho?

For some reason it inspired a lot of respect from me.

Next festival I'm gonna pee like that, outside the Porta-potty