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Nah I have been marinated in liquor

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Grind course, fortify with pasture raised lard, minced garlic, fine diced onion. Serve open faced with a slice of baked Brie (golden brown) and a side of chimmichuri. Sweet potato wedge fries, with fresh garlic Mayo.

Sometimes you gotta work with what you got.

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In that case, break out the smoker!

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