(sing along to the tune of 'Jukebox Hero' by Foreigner)
Standing in the loo, with his pants down low
Couldn't find TP, searched high and low
Heard the roar of his bowels, he could picture the scene
Put his ass to the throne, then like a distant scream
He heard one big fart, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day
Bought a sixpack of asswipe, in a secondhand store
Didn't know how to use it, but he knew for sure
That soft TP, felt good in his hands
Didn't take long, to understand
Just one thick wad, wiped way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go
So he started wipin'
Ain't never gonna stop
Gotta keep on wipin'
And fill the toilet to the top
And be a skidmark hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a skidmark hero
He took one more dump
He'll come alive tonight
(sing along to the tune of 'Jukebox Hero' by Foreigner)
Standing in the loo, with his pants down low
Couldn't find TP, searched high and low
Heard the roar of his bowels, he could picture the scene
Put his ass to the throne, then like a distant scream
He heard one big fart, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day
Bought a sixpack of asswipe, in a secondhand store
Didn't know how to use it, but he knew for sure
That soft TP, felt good in his hands
Didn't take long, to understand
Just one thick wad, wiped way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go
So he started wipin'
Ain't never gonna stop
Gotta keep on wipin'
And fill the toilet to the top
And be a skidmark hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a skidmark hero
He took one more dump
He'll come alive tonight
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