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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit, nigguh

I'm mackin on mac n cheeze like a cheesenigga

Dontchu cawl me...no PLEASE, nigguh

I'm outta your Element and muh dik gettin bigguh

Gonna drop a dook like a H-bomb

Take a pic and send it to my mom

Bitch betta git mah money

Make me sum chicken wit mustard an honey

Corn on de cob and a pan o cornbread

Smellin good and fuckin wit ma head

Undigested kernels in the dook tonite

But muh dik gettin swole and I feelin aiiiight

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit, nigguh I'm mackin on mac n cheeze like a cheesenigga Dontchu cawl me...no PLEASE, nigguh I'm outta your Element and muh dik gettin bigguh Gonna drop a dook like a H-bomb Take a pic and send it to my mom Bitch betta git mah money Make me sum chicken wit mustard an honey Corn on de cob and a pan o cornbread Smellin good and fuckin wit ma head Undigested kernels in the dook tonite But muh dik gettin swole and I feelin aiiiight

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[–] • 2 pts

I think I may have found someone who will appreciate a song I wrong back in the day. ~circa 2006. Going to type this from my phone so forgive typos and whatnot.

ROCKING A POO-STAIN

by SSoB

Well I'm rocking a poo-stain I know it sounds weird Dropping dead in my drauz Is my very worst fear Momma taught me how to wipe Via demonstration But something got lost In the translation

Now I don't even bother I barely ever flush My drauz stay dirty Like I'm always in a rush You would think I'm running late By the stain in my crack Buttmud fills my shorts All the way to my sack

A lot of girls get turned off I don't even know why But when they pull down my shorts They always start to cry Yeah they beg me to stop But I just tell them no You could bury these drauz Then watch corn cobs grow

I don't do it for show I just do it for me Sometimes up in the front You can even smell pee I don't think I'm alone In fact I know I'm not Twenty dirty diapers Don't match what I got

-----🎼DIFFERENT CADENCE🎼-----

Clothes hamper smells just like a fot Think you can do better Well then give it a shot Bustin' ass after class And at the gym doin' squats.

[–] • 1 pt

Fuck YES, nigguh...I think ButtToucha9000 could also appreciate this

[–] • 2 pts

I'll tag him and see what he thinks. I have notepads full of little diddies like this. My buddy and I had a "wacky" and offensive podcast for a few years with a modest following. We would have songs of the week and listeners would vote. Not sure if we got around to this one.

Does tagging work? I thought a username drop-down would appear. 🤔

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This is a masterpiece. I think you should be a rap star too and we could do a collab.

[–] • 1 pt

It works, he will get a notification in 'mentions'.

--I love to butcher song lyrics, check out my latest in Theosopiumden.

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This is poetry in its finest form. I don't think anyone should ever write a song again because it could never compare

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I think all 'songwriters' should KTS now

[–] • 1 pt

Hail cheese niggers!

[–] • 0 pt

'It ain't easy bein' cheezy'--Teddy

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Brieeeee

[–] • 0 pt

YOU STOLE THAT FROM AOU