GO TO FUKEN SLEEP BIRD. It's like 12:40am and you up here squawking. I am not another bird, either straight or gay, for you to have sex with. So stop making police siren noises and hawk noises and chickadee calls at me when I walk my dog ok? I mean damn... you are persistent though. Maybe... just persistent enough... And you do know a lot of bird calls and I do like birdcalls and the sound of persistence. Dammit bird it looks like you've won my heart after all. I'm going to name you Ted.