This will be the Festival of your Life!!! Don't bring your girl, you probably broke up awhile ago. You will meet all types of singles at Sadness Fest; People who lost their loved ones! People who are intrinsically damaged! People who aren't good at making connections! It is up to you to find the saddest person in the crowd, and comfort them while they cry. Definitely the best time to fuck them, during their emotional vulnerability. You make them feel safe, they will probably fuck. Sadness Fest, 2022!!! Located in Newark, New Jersey! ***Disclaimer: Beware of people not sad looking to take advantage of you***