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Tonight's limerick

I once took a trip to Tijuana
Where I purchased a mounted iguana
When I tried to come home
I was arrested alone
As the trophy was stuffed with marijuana

I once took a trip to Tijuana Where I purchased a mounted iguana When I tried to come home I was arrested alone As the trophy was stuffed with marijuana

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A poem from the expander Now, that is worth a gander You stayed in the lines Matched up the rhymes And managed to throw in some slander

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Slander's the least of your worries-

Your only frens are obese furries!

(Still better than me-

I have only three:)

A nigger, and two homo curries.

[–] • 1 pt

I can sympathies with your woes As both our flaws are exposed I like 'em fat While you like 'em in back So this round has come to a close

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I likes a fat back, it is true-

More cushion for pushin, whoo-hoo!

I expand the bunghole

And insert my 'mole'

And pound it hard til she turns blue.