He had a hard day, and a harder night.
Moving posts from sub to sub ain't an easy job. I deserve a bubble bath.
drew the water, and threw in his favorite bath bomb. It smelled like lavender and lime. He lit a few candles, and proceeded to read his favorite romance novel (Fabio was on the cover).
Just then, he heard a knock on the bathroom door.
It was his lover, Saba.
He entered the room wearing a long Terry-cloth robe.
But not long enough to conceal the head of his 13 inch circumised penis, which dangled beneath the outline of his white robe, whobbling around like it had a will of its own.
You seem upset , can I pour you a glass of Kirkland?
wasn't in the mood for premium Vodka, he didn't feel like talking at all.
Saba, I think we used to be better together, I think we used to have more passion. Make love to me, just one more time, and just do me one favor, while you do it...
The blood rushed to Sabas dick. It got more massive, even threatening.
Saba answered
Anything you want, darling.
Blushed, and finally responded:
Will you please Call me HansWormHat while you fuck me, and claim that I am an actor in a suit?
The passionate sex they subsequently had can never, and will never, be replicated.
It was a beautiful act that existed only on that night.
Nevermore.
And Never Again.
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