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A Love Story: @AOU

He had a hard day, and a harder night.

Moving posts from sub to sub ain't an easy job. I deserve a bubble bath.

drew the water, and threw in his favorite bath bomb. It smelled like lavender and lime. He lit a few candles, and proceeded to read his favorite romance novel (Fabio was on the cover).

Just then, he heard a knock on the bathroom door.

It was his lover, Saba.

He entered the room wearing a long Terry-cloth robe.

But not long enough to conceal the head of his 13 inch circumised penis, which dangled beneath the outline of his white robe, whobbling around like it had a will of its own.

You seem upset , can I pour you a glass of Kirkland?

wasn't in the mood for premium Vodka, he didn't feel like talking at all.

Saba, I think we used to be better together, I think we used to have more passion. Make love to me, just one more time, and just do me one favor, while you do it...

The blood rushed to Sabas dick. It got more massive, even threatening.

Saba answered

Anything you want, darling.

Blushed, and finally responded:

Will you please Call me HansWormHat while you fuck me, and claim that I am an actor in a suit?

The passionate sex they subsequently had can never, and will never, be replicated.

It was a beautiful act that existed only on that night.

Nevermore.

And Never Again.

He had a hard day, and a harder night. >Moving posts from sub to sub ain't an easy job. I deserve a bubble bath. @AOU drew the water, and threw in his favorite bath bomb. It smelled like lavender and lime. He lit a few candles, and proceeded to read his favorite romance novel (Fabio was on the cover). Just then, he heard a knock on the bathroom door. It was his lover, Saba. He entered the room wearing a long Terry-cloth robe. But not long enough to conceal the head of his 13 inch circumised penis, which dangled beneath the outline of his white robe, whobbling around like it had a will of its own. >You seem upset @AOU, can I pour you a glass of Kirkland? @AOU wasn't in the mood for premium Vodka, he didn't feel like talking at all. >Saba, I think we used to be better together, I think we used to have more passion. Make love to me, just one more time, and just do me one favor, while you do it... The blood rushed to Sabas dick. It got more massive, even threatening. Saba answered >Anything you want, darling. @AOU Blushed, and finally responded: >Will you please Call me HansWormHat while you fuck me, and claim that I am an actor in a suit? The passionate sex they subsequently had can never, and will never, be replicated. It was a beautiful act that existed only on that night. Nevermore. And Never Again.

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[–] • 4 pts (edited )

This is so good! You spoke to my soul.

[–] • 1 pt

look, I know you guys are weirdos. but I had hoped you'd keep the private stuff in private like decent folk do.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Lost it at "even threatening."

ARE YOU THREATENING THE GREAT CORNHOLIO?

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts (edited )

This is fucking disgusting. I'm going to go watch some women strip or something like that. If anyone needs something to clear their mind after reading some of that here's a pic for that.

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/sexy-woman-chef-uniform-knead-dough-white-background-57426249.jpg

I can only do straight romance novels and that's it when you get into that realm.

even this is better than what I just read...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4MRo4QONQ4

blocked after this one. can't read this type of shit. first person blocked on poal for now.

[–] • 4 pts

You are right, this is gay and degenerate.

and should be ashamed of themselves.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Some people just don't appreciate good literature

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

i can still see what you said, but it's 0.4 opacity.

should be 0.0 or just 0.

not wasting my time responding to that either in any serious manner.

[–] • 1 pt

I heard that Costco Vodka is good, wish they sold it around here.

[–] • 1 pt

Gross.

[–] • 1 pt

No wonder I didn't win a frosty.

[–] • 1 pt

That Frosty guy is a punk for doing that to you.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Moving posts from sub to sub ain't an easy job. I deserve a bubble bath.

I actually lol'd

[–] • 1 pt

Now let's make money out of all of this

[–] • 1 pt

You joke, but make it into a video game, rewrite the scenes to be sonic characters, and you may make money... but at what cost?

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

I can do that cost free tbh, in about a week or so, and it's likely going to be html5 based

I can do that with haxe too, the advantage is that it can be exported to desktop platforms in c++ (windows, linux, mac theoretically but I don't have apple dev tools), and android apps also, and html5 too, the same codebase

Downside is that it renders the html5 version less flexible/easy to modify on the fly for those who don't have the haxe source, since it's going to output an html5 machine code soup

It's funner I think if people can modify the game like they would modify css here

But yeah, anything 2D/oldschool game I can deliver no problem, it's a walk in the park

...

That being said... I don't see how saba and AOU mating with each others would fit in a sonic ripoff

[–] • 1 pt

Let's start a writing company.