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Ummmmm, exkyoooooz me sweaty, but we are ummm, *Smacks lips 5 times, we are on corovanirus number NINETEEN. You can't go off of a dusty old tome like that. Learn to trust the skyence

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The Irish minister for health when this virus broke actually made a very similar comment, but tragically he wasn’t joking. He assured the population during a radio interview that we shouldn’t be too concerned about finding a cure for Covid-19 since we had successfully cured the previous 18 versions of covid. And he was our minister for health as we faced into dealing with a pandemic. Unsurprisingly we are still locked down.

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was that the nigger or the morbidly obese woman?

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Ha the morbidly obese woman was Mary Harney, who sadly probably hasn’t been our unhealthiest minister for health. The nigger was actually a pajeet faggot called Leo Varadker who is tanaiste now. The moron who made the above comment was Simon Harris, a college dropout who took up the higher education portfolio after his worrying stint as health minister.

You know, having typed that out, I think I might be beginning to understand where the stupid Irishman jokes came from.

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Lmao the memes write themselves, don't they?