They're not really hilarious other than the shit-tier seltzer waters. Convenience foods like pre-packed lunchmeats are targeted towards people that don't want to spend time making a meal. Now that they have time, those items don't sell. Those "healthy" breads don't sell well in the first place because they taste like shit and are expensive. The cashews are probably outrageous priced as well, and being on the bottom shelf doesn't help.No idea why the pizza sauce didn't sell other than that box probably costs more than an entire frozen pizza.
TL;DR: It's mostly the price.
They're not really hilarious other than the shit-tier seltzer waters. Convenience foods like pre-packed lunchmeats are targeted towards people that don't want to spend time making a meal. Now that they have time, those items don't sell. Those "healthy" breads don't sell well in the first place because they taste like shit and are expensive. The cashews are probably outrageous priced as well, and being on the bottom shelf doesn't help.No idea why the pizza sauce didn't sell other than that box probably costs more than an entire frozen pizza.
TL;DR: It's mostly the price.
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