You lied.
Panties drop
Sig hymen feucht mi Fuhrer!
"Oh!", she brightened, "Me too!"
Dumbfounded, I asked, "You're a Poal influencer?!"
"Hell yeah!", she said, "Pole 3, main stage, Fridays AND Saturdays at 'Cheetahs'! That's soooo cool you are too! I could totally tell you were gay! Which club you dance at?"
lol
You aren't though. You're just a whiny, bitch cheese-nigger.
Sheeeeit
I'll write this myself if you faggots are truly incapable of creativity
even though you spelled my username wrong I'm still crafting a story
Your username is spelled like some sort of faggot that thinks inside of the box
She responds -
- "Pole? So you're an influencer on a site that is a euphemism for penis."
"No bitch, I'm a plastic surgeon for penile augmentation, CHECK!"
We had a parallel moment. An old not terrible looking woman kissed me at the bar yesterday. I'm probably gonna fuck her.
Anyways, she checks out poal, and tells you she's a jew. We're now on the ADL radar. It's found out Tucker Carlson is AOU
Delicious
Instant panty drop to show you (((her))) lady dong.
after she hears you talk about something she already knew called "poal", she gasped and slowly lowered her right shoulder sleeve and exposed a small swastika tattoo.. although opposed to tattoo's she had a strange lure to her.
Then I woke up, in bed and realizing the woman in the dream was my wife, minus the tattoo but with the same beliefs as me.
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