"I don't think this is a hybrid at all," said Jen. "In fact..."
Jen spread a huge sheaf of documents across the table. "If you look at this chemical makeup, you can clearly see it's synthetic. It's designed to mimic the properties of an emerald, but the matrix is substantially different, especially in the crystalline linking of the alu...."
"Wait," said Zach. "Where did you get this information? I mean, where where you even keeping all that paper?"
Jen sighed. "It's not important. What is important, is the fact that this simple sparkly rock proves that someone has figured out how to make a synthetic beryl that has a highly powerful and perfectly aligned matrix for laser creation. You remember how G.E.M.S.T.O.N.E.S was posturing about using lasers to target cities last year? Well..."
"Wait," went Zach. "You mean that someone has created a...death ray? An honest to god science fiction death ray?"
"Yes, Zach. A death ray. And if we don't find it, then there will be cities targeted for destruction."
Zach slowly picked up the antique multi-line phone in front of him. Dialing a number, he waited and then spoke: "Yes, this is he. Yes. It's on. No, this isn't a test."
Zach hung up the phone and slowly looked back up at Jen. "I hope you're not right," he said.
Jen sighed again. And Zach pulled her closer. "I never seen a rock this big" he said. "I got it from Damian, he said it was something special, some real sci-fi shit he cooked up last week" The rock was green and glistened and crackled and sparked as the flame was put to it. Zachary inhaled. "Baby, don't smoke it too fast, Damian told me this was some real death-ray type shit." Zachary took a long drag, and exhaled billows of smoke from the pipe.
"Damn Baby, This shit is good. Shit makes me feel alive. Shit makes me feel like Nicholas Cage. Shit makes me feel like a Character. Shit makes me feel like I don't exist. Shit makes me feel like I might just be something made up by a retard on an obscure internet forum"
Nice one
Excellent. Had me on the edge of my seat...
Wow you took that in an action-adventure direction!
WHERE DID JEN GET THE INFORMATION? IS SHE A DOUBLE AGENT????
AND WHO WAS PHONE?
who was phone indeed
That was really fucking good.
I'm riffing off it.
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