Unfortunately James, it actually is our business. I'm not attempting to body shame anyone. I actually like chest hair, my partner, Randy, may even have more than you. But that is apropros of nothing. This is literally OUR business. This is the way I make money, and you make money, and we all support our various family. I understand that it is hot, and sometimes we all want to wear nothing more than an undershirt, but if you want to continue working as a fishmonger in Louisiana, I'm going to have to ask you to wear a chest-hair net. A customer last week had hair on her clam! That is unacceptable!
Too funny!
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