Inside the tomb where
once a plow man at rest lay
several costumed hipsters stumbled in
from the barcade acrost the way
There must have been some magick
in that thrift store hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
it began to spin around.
Frosty, the plow man
was a dreadful sight to see
decomposing flesh only did so much
to hide the hateful scowl beneath.
Since Frosty's days, society
had progressed quite a lot.
And when he spotted Becky's legs
he began to holler 'THOT'
Off sprang her choker,
as the shovel cleaved her head
If only Frosty held the fair ideals,
of the modern man instead.
Thumpity thump thump
thumpity thump thump
look at Frosty go
Thumpity thump thump
thumpity thump thump
hellfire eyes aglo
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