Get a lawyer.

Crazy broads. 7 years ago she drove 5 hours to sleep with me in a hotel bed, and now claims I forced her. How does a girl force suck a dick?

I thought it was consensual.

We had agreed to fellatio. It was an old-school Craigslist Advertisement, and she seemed really down for a blowjob.

I get that she had to drive for it.

I get that she had to work for it.

But at the end of the day, there was gonna be a blowjob.

And that should be payment enough for both of us.

And, to be honest, she did drive a long fucking way.

She was beautiful. Big and broad in the shoulders. And the tits.

So I, @Intrinsic, started to unzip her jeans with my mouth, but didn't really feel a dick pressing against my lips. Maybe she was small.

Or maybe she was afraid.

But her dick seemed small. More like a clitoris.

How the fuck am I supposed to suck this???

I screamed it, how dare that girl lie to me.

She had told me she was always happy with a big dick!

I thought she had meant hers....

Mailed her a letter dusted with scopolamine.

@Theodore_Kent