I didn't often drive on West Main... only East Main. As we passed the gun store - "Shit!", my passenger interrupted. "They closed up shop - see? 'For rent'." I whipped my head to the right to staring at my passenger about 1/2 second too long, then beyond into the glare of the vacant store's window.

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So I turned left instead of right because I was trying to avoid taking a hit then we ran off the road. This would have been bad except what happened was we ran into this tree and it was made of solid gold. We fought over who should claim it and I killed the other guy and buried him under the tree then the tree came to life and it was the guy I killed and he asked for 3.50

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[literally tree! fiddy! you ran into a tree taking a fiddy-fiddy chance left-right!]

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