So what happened was, we were doing it, me and the old ladies sister, and well the bartender just walked right into the bathroom he said he wouldn’t say anything as long as he got round two. She agreed and I thought fuck this and noped the hell out of there then I got pulled over on the way home and it was the same chick I thought was my old ladies sister she asks me for 3.50 it was about that time I noticed she was a 3 story tall crustecian from the Paleolithic aera.