See here is what happened, I ate Taco Bell then got home and decided to take a shower, well Taco Bell shit happened urgently and unexpectedly. So now there I am in the shower shit everywhere and I hear my wife calling that it’s time to take the kids to church and I had to yell wait wait let me clean my ass hole first.
See here is what happened, I ate Taco Bell then got home and decided to take a shower, well Taco Bell shit happened urgently and unexpectedly. So now there I am in the shower shit everywhere and I hear my wife calling that it’s time to take the kids to church and I had to yell wait wait let me clean my ass hole first.
Well, as @Titus_of_Voat noted, Gov. Murphy is raising income tax on the wealthy again. So, since I'm going to be bending over and taking it again, I might as well clean my asshole first.
Well, as @Titus_of_Voat noted, Gov. Murphy is raising income tax on the wealthy again. So, since I'm going to be bending over and taking it again, I might as well clean my asshole first.
I named the dog "My Asshole." He went out and rolled around in horse shit, so he needs to be washed off before coming back into the house.
I named the dog "My Asshole." He went out and rolled around in horse shit, so he needs to be washed off before coming back into the house.
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[love it! see this is why I made this sub]
Remembering myself, I quickly turned the knob back up to hot, but not fast enough to avoid an unpleasant sprinkling of cold water that briefly flushed through the pipes. At least I managed to avoid the awkwardness of having to fully start the shower again while my flatmates wondered what I was up to. Once the hot water resumed, I cleaned my asshole thoroughly per Dr. Yamamoto's instructions. The shrink ray's timing signal wouldn't come through properly, he said, with any debris blocking the receiver plug. As I was painfully aware, the results of a malfunction had the potential to be both horrifying and deadly.
Remembering myself, I quickly turned the knob back up to hot, but not fast enough to avoid an unpleasant sprinkling of cold water that briefly flushed through the pipes. At least I managed to avoid the awkwardness of having to fully start the shower again while my flatmates wondered what I was up to. Once the hot water resumed, I cleaned my asshole thoroughly per Dr. Yamamoto's instructions. The shrink ray's timing signal wouldn't come through properly, he said, with any debris blocking the receiver plug. As I was painfully aware, the results of a malfunction had the potential to be both horrifying and deadly.
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[lol! love it]
"Wait! wait! I need to clean my asshole first!" screamed the hysterical human as the aliens were trying to insert the anal probe. Hoping this insertion will help them understand what makes these earthlings tick. It is a messy job but a necessity for alien expansion.
"Wait! wait! I need to clean my asshole first!" screamed the hysterical human as the aliens were trying to insert the anal probe. Hoping this insertion will help them understand what makes these earthlings tick. It is a messy job but a necessity for alien expansion.
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[fantastic!]
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