> So after finishing my book and shipping it off to the editors, the old Capmeister decided he would treat himself to a video game. And the one that looked interesting was "Squadrons." You can fly an X-wing from the cockpit. There's a solo campaign. And then you can dogfight online. Sounds good to me.
> So off Cappy goes in his car because he's an old boomer fuck and wants to get out of the house and buy the physical video game. Wal-Mart had it cheapest according to teh interwebz so Cappy drives there. And while Wal-Mart did have it the cheapest, it also simply didn't have it. And so Cappy goes to his reluctant 2nd choice, Game Stop.
> Cappy does not like Game Stop. But they have games. It's like McDonald's during COVID. It's bad food for you, but at least they're open and have their shit together. So Cappy walks in, sees about 4 copies of Squadrons on the shelf, grabs one, and the check out girl says, "we're out of stock."
>> So after finishing my book and shipping it off to the editors, the old Capmeister decided he would treat himself to a video game. And the one that looked interesting was "Squadrons." You can fly an X-wing from the cockpit. There's a solo campaign. And then you can dogfight online. Sounds good to me.
>> So off Cappy goes in his car because he's an old boomer fuck and wants to get out of the house and buy the physical video game. Wal-Mart had it cheapest according to teh interwebz so Cappy drives there. And while Wal-Mart did have it the cheapest, it also simply didn't have it. And so Cappy goes to his reluctant 2nd choice, Game Stop.
>> Cappy does not like Game Stop. But they have games. It's like McDonald's during COVID. It's bad food for you, but at least they're open and have their shit together. So Cappy walks in, sees about 4 copies of Squadrons on the shelf, grabs one, and the check out girl says, "we're out of stock."
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