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[–] • 5 pts

Fat fucks went to a gym for the first time in their life Not to work out and stop being fat But to make the gym conform to their life style by putting up "fat acceptance" propoganda Also a few of the land whales were hoping the fit guys would want to give them their phone numbers for whatever unholy reason Probably hoping that the fitbros would be possessed by the gluttony demons living in their fat rolls to make such stupid life choices The fitbros allegedly start making fun of them and wondering if they could bench press a ham planet Then, allegedly, the fitbros touch the sweaty doughballs and carried them out the door, sometimes for over a mile The human meatballs then had to call emergency services to carry them back because they were so damn fat they couldn't walk a mile even if it took them an hour or two

Fuck, I'm not remotely the fittest guy around, and I have scabs and sores and open cracks in my feet that bleed from terrible psoriasis that I've had since my early teens, but if I have to walk I'll fucking walk even if it lays me up for a day or so.

Fuck these entitled shits. I wish I could walk without pain or go anywhere without hobbling and having to pick sock fibers out of the sores on my feet afterwards. If my medical problems cleared up tomorrow, I'd go for a long walk in nature like I enjoyed when I was a lad.

[–] • 1 pt

Have you tried Ivermectin for your problem?

[–] • 1 pt

No, I haven't. Would it even work for a skin condition?

[–] • 2 pts

It comes in an ointment form. I've read that psoriasis is often cause by parasites.

There is some mention of it here: https://archive.org/details/parasite-pill-2.0/mode/1up

[–] • 2 pts

Imervercien works for all kinds of skin issues, in addition to fungal, and viral human parasites.

Once I started taking the shit as a coronavirus prophylactic, a bunch of random "normal" nortic adult skin issues I had for decades went away.

[–] • 4 pts

First time it's been touched by a man in years...

[–] • 1 pt

She was even Picked up ! ...

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A very strong man!

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and the form factor 400 pounds as weights has to be entirely different than a 400 lb sack of dough

[–] • 3 pts

That can’t be real

maybe get a few guys numbers

This is satire, right?

[–] • 1 pt

This is how fatfags really are.

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I know they’re delusional and all…they think they’re beautiful and healthy while weighing as much as an adolescent elephant. But still.,,really?

[–] • 1 pt

Why they like black dudes, need an elephant sized cock to get past the fat folds to the actual opening.

[–] • 3 pts

If you have to call emergency services because you are a mile away from your car.. You probably should work on that rather than "protest" at a gym...

[–] • 2 pts

I just noticed...

Fanny gordo

Gordo in Spanish is "fat" So fat ass.

[–] • 0 pt

The other one is "the big corn".

[–] • 1 pt

This is genuinely hilarious and the pic of that tub of lard crying makes it so much funnier. I only wish there was a video of them carrying her while she cried and sobbed while screaming for help... even though she was getting it.

That hambeast probably walks about 0.5 mph.

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I'd pay good money to watch that video.

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Yeah, because if this actually happened, it would be on video in high def. This is satire.

"Fanny Gordo"? My two years of high school Spanish lessons have taught me that "gordo" means "fat". So, that woman's name is "Fat Ass", since in Spanish the noun comes before the adjective usually.

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10 feet feels like a mile to these enormous lipomas

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That's funny as fuck.

As Tyson would say, you don't like it? Well, what are you gonna do about it?

Meanwhile the gym goers are like, walking is a part of good health and fitness, we were just helping them achieve their goals.

[–] • 0 pt

A nigger buck will fuck absolutely anything...