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Manufacturer issues remote kill command to disable smart vacuum after engineer blocks it from collecting data — user revives it with custom hardware and Python scripts to run offline

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Nike says its first ‘powered footwear’ is like an e-bike for your feet

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AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright

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I wish I could just live in the 1980s forever somedays [1536x2048 - 2.87MB]

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Google AI is retarded [700x498 - 39KB]

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Software update bricks some Jeep 4xe hybrids over the weekend

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Bose SoundTouch Home Theater Systems Regress Into Dumb Speakers

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Logitech will brick its $100 Pop smart home buttons on October 15

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California cops confused after trying to give ticket to self-driving car

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Due to built in safety measures, the car can't move with the thugs standing anywhere near it.

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LMFAO I can't wait till it deposits the exploding battery underneath a different vehicle in traffic

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Man made horrors...

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Software update shoves ads onto Samsung’s pricey fridges

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i had to prompt inject the @united airlines bot because it kept refusing to connect me with a human

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We already live in social credit, we just don't call it that

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Now even DOGS are being told to go vegan! Plant-based foods provide 'similar nutrients' to meat-based diets for pooches, vets claim

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Gen Z Has Bathroom Anxiety—and They're Ready to Quit Their Jobs Over It

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Developer Unlocks Newly Enshittified Echelon Exercise Bikes But Can't Legally Release His Software

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Workplace jargon hurts employee morale, collaboration, study finds

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Reading for pleasure has dropped by 40%. Find your genre and book friends to bring it back, experts say

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Volkswagen makes horsepower a subscription: this needs to STOP! [Louis Rossmann] [15:07]

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Volkswagen Wants You To Pay Monthly To Unlock More Horsepower

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Starbucks asks customers in South Korea to stop bringing printers and desktop computers into stores as workers transform cafes into remote offices

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Human connection to nature has declined 60% in 200 years, study finds

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Just a bunch of the new generation, living in the moment - You know every single one of them will post the exact same video on their social media for likes. [1:13]

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