Right.. That worked so well for Colorado. One funeral home was caught not actually doing what they said and had something like 200 human bodies/remains on the property. Both of the owners are going to jail for 5-10 years and the families of those that had used the facility were horrified.

Article: https://coloradosun.com/2024/02/08/colorado-funeral-home-owners-accused-abandoning-200-bodies/#:~:text=Two%20Colorado%20funeral%20home%20owners,an%20FBI%20agent%20said%20Thursday.

Archive: https://archive.today/lqJqJ

well this is going to end creepishly

Biggest red flag I see in that brief article is that they claim it'll take 4-6 weeks to compost a whole human body. Yeah fucking right. And what about the bones? Crushed for bonemeal after the compost is "completed?"

I personally love corpse paste. I get the spicy kind. I it in my aminoporage.