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It's time to start acting in the interest of justice. We are blowing the whistle on a corrupt official who fabricated a court order from this very court, presumably to line the pockets of his friends.

As evidence for this crime we present:

Exhibit A: The fraudulent court order (archive.is)

Exhibit B: /s/theCourtofMug/new as of the time of this post (archive.is)

For his crimes of fraud in the first degree, we propose @PMYB2 pay a fine of 10,000 Mugbacks to the bank plus our 20,000 in legal fees. As accessories to this crime we propose @Pembo210 and @Polsaker each pay a fine of 1,000 Mugbacks or each write a 14-line, rhyming poem about how sorry they are in /s/TheosOpiumDen.

Pinging legal team @pol_pot @starjello @JoeKerr @Krier55 (Remember the bank pays and promotes based on your lawerly acumen exhibited in the courtroom, and how much money we win)

and court of Mug justices: @Slumsta @Owlchemy @Krier55 @AOU @Sporkulon

@PMYB2 @Pembo210 @Polsaker you have been served.

We await the court's decision.

It's time to start acting in the interest of justice. We are blowing the whistle on a corrupt official who fabricated a court order from this very court, presumably to line the pockets of his friends. As evidence for this crime we present: Exhibit A: [The fraudulent court order](http://archive.is/2yYhD) Exhibit B: [/s/theCourtofMug/new as of the time of this post](http://archive.is/Roqem) For his crimes of fraud in the first degree, we propose @PMYB2 pay a fine of 10,000 Mugbacks to the bank plus our 20,000 in legal fees. As accessories to this crime we propose @Pembo210 and @Polsaker each pay a fine of 1,000 Mugbacks or each write a 14-line, rhyming poem about how sorry they are in /s/TheosOpiumDen. Pinging legal team @pol_pot @starjello @JoeKerr @Krier55 (Remember the bank pays and promotes based on your lawerly acumen exhibited in the courtroom, and how much money we win) and court of Mug justices: @Slumsta @Owlchemy @Krier55 @AOU @Sporkulon @PMYB2 @Pembo210 @Polsaker you have been served. We await the court's decision.

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But he's the court muscle now ... with new responsibilities come new loyalties.

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The barking orders of a boss are one thing, memories of past kindness are another. Go ahead and call them if you're so sure they'll throw me out.

But I'd be careful. Those James Boys aren't known to futz around when things get heated.

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Threats will not get you out of the major criminal allegations that have been lodged against officers of the Mugback fraud. Come January, when the court reconvenes, these will be factor into decision making.

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Two justices are already leaning heavily towards a ruling favoring our suit. A third would clinch the majority.

Seeing as recess is only declared by yourself and not the others I have to assume you are just taking a very long nap.