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It's time to start acting in the interest of justice. We are blowing the whistle on a corrupt official who fabricated a court order from this very court, presumably to line the pockets of his friends.

As evidence for this crime we present:

Exhibit A: The fraudulent court order (archive.is)

Exhibit B: /s/theCourtofMug/new as of the time of this post (archive.is)

For his crimes of fraud in the first degree, we propose @PMYB2 pay a fine of 10,000 Mugbacks to the bank plus our 20,000 in legal fees. As accessories to this crime we propose @Pembo210 and @Polsaker each pay a fine of 1,000 Mugbacks or each write a 14-line, rhyming poem about how sorry they are in /s/TheosOpiumDen.

Pinging legal team @pol_pot @starjello @JoeKerr @Krier55 (Remember the bank pays and promotes based on your lawerly acumen exhibited in the courtroom, and how much money we win)

and court of Mug justices: @Slumsta @Owlchemy @Krier55 @AOU @Sporkulon

@PMYB2 @Pembo210 @Polsaker you have been served.

We await the court's decision.

It's time to start acting in the interest of justice. We are blowing the whistle on a corrupt official who fabricated a court order from this very court, presumably to line the pockets of his friends. As evidence for this crime we present: Exhibit A: [The fraudulent court order](http://archive.is/2yYhD) Exhibit B: [/s/theCourtofMug/new as of the time of this post](http://archive.is/Roqem) For his crimes of fraud in the first degree, we propose @PMYB2 pay a fine of 10,000 Mugbacks to the bank plus our 20,000 in legal fees. As accessories to this crime we propose @Pembo210 and @Polsaker each pay a fine of 1,000 Mugbacks or each write a 14-line, rhyming poem about how sorry they are in /s/TheosOpiumDen. Pinging legal team @pol_pot @starjello @JoeKerr @Krier55 (Remember the bank pays and promotes based on your lawerly acumen exhibited in the courtroom, and how much money we win) and court of Mug justices: @Slumsta @Owlchemy @Krier55 @AOU @Sporkulon @PMYB2 @Pembo210 @Polsaker you have been served. We await the court's decision.

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While slightly different from our demands, I see this as highly reasonable, your honor. I hope the decision taken between yourself and the other justices will reflect this sound judgement.