Voluntarily turn in your gun.
You couldn't possibly need them.
We will protect you.
If the population holds no firearms, there will be no violence.
Only government employees need weapons.
And government employees commit no violence. They are here to keep the peace.
Unless directed otherwise.
But we won't direct them otherwise. We are a government of the people. We are a peaceful nation. We don't instigate violence. Unless it is in the name of Peace.
So give up your guns. We will take care of you. We aren't like every other government. We are a democracy. We have no interest in controlling our population.
We are for the People, and by the People.
No massacre of civilians has ever occurred on our soil.
At least not in modern times.
Waco doesn't count, they were cultists attempting live on their own.
We don't like it when people try to live on their own. People need our services. That's why they pay taxes. And we don't like it when people don't want our services. Because that would make our jobs unnecessarily.
That's what we call rebellion. And that's worse than treason.
So give up your guns, and we won't hurt you.
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