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Don't want to "sell us" your guns? Okay no problem we'll come and take them.

Don't want to "lawfully surrender" your guns to us when we come to get them? No problem.

We'll fucking murder you. We will KILL YOU. We will burn down your house and KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.

So just be reasonable and take the $50 Walmart giftcard, bigot.

Don't want to "sell us" your guns? Okay no problem we'll come and take them. Don't want to "lawfully surrender" your guns to us when we come to get them? No problem. We'll fucking murder you. We will KILL YOU. We will burn down your house and KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY. So just be reasonable and take the $50 Walmart giftcard, bigot.

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Also completely ignores the fact I didn't buy my guns from the government.

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

That's another point. But it doesn't matter. These people are rabid dogs constantly advocating for violent suppression of dissent and stripping people of rights.

It would be valid self defense to start now.

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Oh, and we will also look the other way if a gun was used in a crime because we don't want to discourage people from turning them in.

Basically the government will help you launder a dirty gun. It's basically a subsidy on committing violent crime.

Buy gun. Shoot somebody. Receive government rebate on the gun.

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That would wrap up just perfectly if the person you shot was one of the politicians pushing for this. Play irony to your advantage.

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Voluntarily turn in your gun.

You couldn't possibly need them.

We will protect you.

If the population holds no firearms, there will be no violence.

Only government employees need weapons.

And government employees commit no violence. They are here to keep the peace.

Unless directed otherwise.

But we won't direct them otherwise. We are a government of the people. We are a peaceful nation. We don't instigate violence. Unless it is in the name of Peace.

So give up your guns. We will take care of you. We aren't like every other government. We are a democracy. We have no interest in controlling our population.

We are for the People, and by the People.

No massacre of civilians has ever occurred on our soil.

At least not in modern times.

Waco doesn't count, they were cultists attempting live on their own.

We don't like it when people try to live on their own. People need our services. That's why they pay taxes. And we don't like it when people don't want our services. Because that would make our jobs unnecessarily.

That's what we call rebellion. And that's worse than treason.

So give up your guns, and we won't hurt you.

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Time to build sentries out of octocopters and AR-15s