> Some of us are fuckin real. *Coming soon from the Global Zionist Corporate Establishment, the new Apple iKek!* You know, there's a thing we say on the internet, when we refer to things outside of the realm of the scope of the internet, we say "IRL", which means "In Real Life"; ponder on that for a moment, I'll wait. On one hand, the internet; on the other hand, real life; on the gripping hand, posting - the coolest of all hobbies. How can we be real when we're just words on the internet, and the internet itself don't real? But now that I've DESTROYED your argument with FACTS and RULES LAWYERING, let's get back on topic, because if I am recollecting correctly, you want to fight, and if you want to fight, then we can fucking fight. Meet me down by the overpass, it's bring your own hammer, and there'll be more of me than there are of you, so bring some boys as well. And you'd better bring the noise (this is a lot of stuff to bring, you might want to pack a case), because if we get out there and you get out there and you deliver to us a subpar fight, I am going to be mighty disappointed. So disappointed, in fact, that I'll astral-project right out of my body and follow your dearly departed spirit to whatever afterlife it's headed for, just so's I can beat your ass with the whole cosmos as my witness. It's on, now. It's *on.* It's **activated**. It - whatever the hell *it* is - is so on, that it's going down. Consequences are never gonna be the same again. There's no avoiding it now. The only way out is to leave.