Men don't shop at places that have makeup counters.
Dark green / dark gray / black - make up - it must stay on the face well though - long lasting. - heat proof and such. Need to buy the right stuff or add some spray to cover it to make it last longer.
https://cdn0.wideopenspaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Heat-Proof-Face-Paint.jpeg
Stealth - when shit hits the fan and you might need to hide. No one will ever know a thing.
Real men use Eye Black! (eyeblack.com)
Yes! It comes in green too!
Online tracking plus you give them your personal details to as well.
I was joking more or so, but for stealth can buy that type of stuff from a makeup department and use something to make it super sticky so it doesn't come off easily or seal it on the face.
Yeah we do. Like Macy's and shit. That's where I buy all my pantaloons.
Get with the times they're called trousers.
I only pee my pantaloons. You do as you wish. Also, sometimes, you gotta walk through lady stores to get to a man store. And you want to shout in their stupid faces.
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