Men don't shop at places that have makeup counters.
Yeah we do. Like Macy's and shit. That's where I buy all my pantaloons.
Get with the times they're called trousers.
I only pee my pantaloons. You do as you wish. Also, sometimes, you gotta walk through lady stores to get to a man store. And you want to shout in their stupid faces.
Dark green / dark gray / black - make up - it must stay on the face well though - long lasting. - heat proof and such. Need to buy the right stuff or add some spray to cover it to make it last longer.
https://cdn0.wideopenspaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Heat-Proof-Face-Paint.jpeg
Stealth - when shit hits the fan and you might need to hide. No one will ever know a thing.
Real men use
Yes! It comes in green too!
Online tracking plus you give them your personal details to as well.
I was joking more or so, but for stealth can buy that type of stuff from a makeup department and use something to make it super sticky so it doesn't come off easily or seal it on the face.
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