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I'm here to say it. Yes that. The thing we all yearn to scream into the face of every makeup counter lady: IT FEELS GOOD TO PEE!!!!

I'm here to say it. Yes that. The thing we all yearn to scream into the face of every makeup counter lady: IT FEELS GOOD TO PEE!!!!

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Men don't shop at places that have makeup counters.

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Yeah we do. Like Macy's and shit. That's where I buy all my pantaloons.

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Get with the times they're called trousers.

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I only pee my pantaloons. You do as you wish. Also, sometimes, you gotta walk through lady stores to get to a man store. And you want to shout in their stupid faces.

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Dark green / dark gray / black - make up - it must stay on the face well though - long lasting. - heat proof and such. Need to buy the right stuff or add some spray to cover it to make it last longer.

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Stealth - when shit hits the fan and you might need to hide. No one will ever know a thing.

[–] • 0 pt

Real men use

Yes! It comes in green too!

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Online tracking plus you give them your personal details to as well.

I was joking more or so, but for stealth can buy that type of stuff from a makeup department and use something to make it super sticky so it doesn't come off easily or seal it on the face.

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pee in the sink every so often

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Ye ye yes.... Just run enough water after so it doesn't collect in the trap. I prefer to pee in my yard.

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What's the point of this?

[–] • 0 pt

claim territory

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That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

But then again I'm kind of wondering if the sink is more comfortable for taking a dump though to as well. Basically rig up a Japanese toilet that way with the water from the sink being a jet stream. This is why life hacks and all of that has always been genius as fuck.