"Gentlemen, behold! I have used state of the art CRISPR technology to genetically engineer a sentient negroid! Meet Tyronicles! Capable of calculating all possible outcomes and odds of a street dice game in mere seconds, and using advanced DinduTechnology, he can deny stealing a bicycle faster than police can accuse him!"
"Gentlemen, behold! I have used state of the art CRISPR technology to genetically engineer a sentient negroid! Meet Tyronicles! Capable of calculating all possible outcomes and odds of a street dice game in mere seconds, and using advanced DinduTechnology, he can deny stealing a bicycle faster than police can accuse him!"
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