You also only have 15 days left to participate in this year's Winter of Death.
If you don't make it, you'll have "The Winter of Death VI: Attack of the Dog-Face-Pony-Soldiers" to look forward to. I've heard that "The Winter of Death Christmas Special" might even make a reappearance this year.
Damn - I forgot all about it. I'll work up a special cocktail recipe for a last day celebration.
A cyanide ricky for everyone!
Will there be multiple vax injection scheduled I can follow. Like a divinity calendar type thing.
You open a little door and it says “you have aids” “niggers raped your wife” “Lost job because antisemantic” “You have turbo in cancer”
You'll simply have to wait for next year to see what happens to our brave adventurers!
YOU HAVE DIED IF IDIOCRACY