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I have done a very thorough analysis of Poal's 3 top cooking subs and I have determined that Poal is NOT a pie recipe forum.

I hereby demand cease and desist of demanding new users submit pie recipes!!!

The reality is that Bread making outpaces pies by a 6 to 1 margin (all time)!!! As the worlds preeminent source of useful information it is important that all Poalers put out accurate and reliable data.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I have done a very thorough analysis of Poal's 3 top cooking subs and I have determined that Poal is NOT a pie recipe forum. I hereby demand @PotatoKernProvo cease and desist of demanding new users submit pie recipes!!! The reality is that Bread making outpaces pies by a 6 to 1 margin (all time)!!! As the worlds preeminent source of useful information it is important that all Poalers put out accurate and reliable data. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Poal is a forum for denying the freemason new world order plans for our voluntary enslavement and depopulation. I have it on 98% accurate authority that this is the true purpose. Denying this fact means you are a racist hater. Milton William Cooper predicted this.

Now give us your favorite pie recipe poem, racist hater.

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This is the way of the coopers pie.

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What kind of pie do you think the teach Milton William Cooper enjoyed?

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What kind of pie for you think the teach Milton William Cooper enjoyed?

freemasonberry pie of course. He loved it 98%.

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One day the illuminati will eradicate all you freemason scumbags. I will be there for the celebration.

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Come to think of it the only pie I've ever made would be a shepherd's, but who are they trying to fool. It's a casserole.

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Agreed! Learn to make a good Irish soda bread to go with it. Delicious!

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Based on that I'm assuming no raisins. Where do you land on caraway seeds?

Also I accidentally lied because pizza pie...

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Honestly I like my breads to be smooth and chewy and anything that adds hard pieces to my bread is a no go. The crust being the hardest part is good by me.

Pizza is my favorite food but I don't live in NY, Chicongo, or Philly so I don't consider it to be pie. I do understand the reference though.

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Poal is now a bread pie site.

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Bread pie sounds like an British dish.

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Bread Pie is actually a thing among Amish communities in the midwest where much of my family is from (and thus has slipped into some non Amish folks recipe lists too). It is a pie crust filled with crumbled up bread that has been soaked in milk that has had cinnamon sugar stirred into it. When you bake it the bread turns into a bread pudding texture. It's surprisingly tastely, actually.

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That would be a negative sir. Poal is a Bread site with a few pie mentions.

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Yes. A bread pie site. I am happy that you agree.

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fuckin freemasons.

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You shut your whore mouth. Pies are fucking delicious

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Well, that is a bit off topic. I would definitely agree with your statement. However, that does not diminish my post in any way. There is still a bit of room for pie and pie talk here on Poal. But Bread rules the roost.

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I disagree. Pumpkin pie and pot pie are the only acceptable forms of pie. All others are tiny garbage circles.

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I fully support this message #bananabread IYKYK

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You sound like a man that decent even have a decent fucking crust recipe. The world's greatest pie (not in the gat way) is here. THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN!!!!!!!

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What the fuck? Can you message me again when you're not drunk off your ass? Fucking freemasons.

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You've never made a pie from scratch and it shows.

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I have made many pies from scratch. Bread is still the king in my kitchen though.

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6 to 1

lol that number is always related to oven stuff for some reasons.

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it's cohencidental, move along, nothing to see here.

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That’s like demanding all poems stop. At this hard time in Theo’s experience.

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I have stated there is room for pie and pie talk on Poal. But Bread is King around here!!! Come to heel, or be flogged for your insolence.

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You can ferment both and make a fine mead, beer, wine or hooch.

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I know nothing of this sorcery but I look forward to your posts in the appropriate sub forum for our learning pleasure.

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Oh yeah, then what is this!?

Subterranean Gastronomic Delight. (Known locally as 'mud pie')

The Earthy Components Base: 4 scoops of prime, worm-adjacent loam.

Hydrator: 2 cups of stagnant rainwater or hose-dregs.

Texture: A medley of jagged pebbles and desiccated lawn clippings.

Garnish: One prestigious, sun-bleached acorn.

The Procedure The Maceration: Combine your loam and liquid in a bucket. Knead with your phalanges until you achieve a glistening, primordial sludge that squelches with rhythmic authority.

The Folding: Incorporate the pebbles to ensure a geological crunch and prevent a total structural collapse of the crumb.

The Solar Curing: Transfer the slurry into a rusted tin and smooth the surface until it possesses a suspicious, oily sheen. Leave it on a sun-scorched sidewalk to desiccate into a cracked mosaic.

The Final Flourish: Adorn the crust with "forest confetti" (dried leaves) and crown the center with your acorn.

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Sounds like a great afternoon with my grand kids!!!

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I just made some decent muffins:

2 bananas 2 eggs 1 cup peanut butter 1/2 tsp baking powder

Mix until blended

Add 1 cup blueberries

Put into a muffin tin and bake at 350 for 20 minutes

Good stuff.

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well, alrighty then.

I'm out of bananas though.

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Peanut butter is goyslop.

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Care to substantiate? I love peanut butter.

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Go read peanut butter’s ingredients. Unless you get fresh ground, all of it is shit.

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Pie is king.

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The stats say otherwise.

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The stats are wrong.

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I'll bet you're still wearing your COVID mask ;-P