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Yipping and yapping, howling and cackling. A fun break from the quiet before sunrise.

Yipping and yapping, howling and cackling. A fun break from the quiet before sunrise.
[–] • 1 pt

Are you hunting them?

[–] • 2 pts

No. I'm just up and about. Birds are still sleeping. The occasional truck in the distance, a few lonely crickets, those guys, and me.

[–] • 1 pt

Birds are still sleeping

Birds are giving you the appearance of sleeping. We never sleep, you must be monitored at all times. We're also not real, pay no attention to the birds.

[–] • 2 pts

Real or not, I'd appreciate it you stopped replicating replicants and calling them mites.

[–] • 1 pt

One of your neighbors will probably wake up to find some missing chickens or pets. Don't leave them outside people.

[–] • 1 pt

Possible, but it's funny here. The deer don't eat the hostas, the bears don't touch the garbage cans... I think even Rod Serling would be surprised.

[–] • 1 pt

We have the same around the hunting camp. Animals know it's a bad idea to go near it. We leave food out no problem. On the other hand, go camping in the national forest just a valley over, you'll need to use bear boxes, and raccoons will be all over your campsite while you sleep.

[–] • 0 pt

It's getting cold, and they're getting hungry. The deer probably just woke up.

[–] • 0 pt

Just doing a roll call. If the females don't hear enough other coyotes it triggers a breeding response.

[–] • 0 pt

>triggers a breeding response.

Around here it triggers gunfire. Fuck coyotes.