Don't get old would be my suggestion, but people don't seem to take it.
Shit, it's just that easy?
I think the first time I pulled it I was 22 so maybe it's not. It's been a recurring thing for me ever since. Usually once a year or so but this is the third time this year. Second time in three months even.
Of course I've been working lately so maybe I'm just doing it wrong?
Once you reach a certain age, it doesn't matter how you do it - it's wrong.
Oh hell yes this is the truest answer of the universe. Aging is complete 100% rubbish.