You know what they say, you can wish with one hand and store your thrones in a glass house full of birds with the other.
Something in there about shrubs as well, can't remember where that fits.
This shits pretty hard in my hand
A bird with hands can beat two bushes which will let him catch more vinegar with flies and honey while the early worm catches the bird with hands.
Sounds good, let's publish that.
Sounds good, let's publish that.
It's better than a one-legged turd trying to bury a rocket surgeon cat on a frozen lake while pissing on a sparkplug.
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