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I just offered 55k over asking, pay some of their taxes, closing costs, and 15k appraisal gap coverage, and lost the bid. It's fucking insane. I am basically bribing people for the privilege of buying their house. This is the second one to fall through. I'm now looking at houses with 100k lower asking than the amount I'm actually targeting, just to have enough to be able to throw the biggest bribe at them. FUCKING SUCKS, I'm finally making the kind of money to get into an amazing house and here we are. Fuck.

I just offered 55k over asking, pay some of their taxes, closing costs, and 15k appraisal gap coverage, and lost the bid. It's fucking insane. I am basically bribing people for the privilege of buying their house. This is the second one to fall through. I'm now looking at houses with 100k lower asking than the amount I'm actually targeting, just to have enough to be able to throw the biggest bribe at them. FUCKING SUCKS, I'm finally making the kind of money to get into an amazing house and here we are. Fuck.

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[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Can you be in Etters on Wednesday around noon?

[–] • 3 pts

Naw, not my part of PA.

But forreal, just make a few craigslist/facebook market posts, a couple saying you are looking to buy a PS5, cash only, and a couple saying you want to sell a PS5, cash only, and list the meetups outside of the house during the realator's hours.

I promise you you will can incite enough niggerish violence to significantly drive down the asking price.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Hmm...that's some jew-level nigger-baiting right there, it wouldn't have even crossed my mind, but brilliant.

[–] • 0 pt

jew-level nigger-baiting

I prefer to think of it as poetic insight, but a rose by any other name...

[–] • 1 pt

Damn. Out here in the east it's not surprising, huge numbers of people fleeing Jew York have set up in the Collar Counties and the Lehigh Valley. I would have thought where you're at, it would be rural enough to keep them out.