Wait. Do aliens celebrate Christmas?
Yes. Morbo is an alien not a heathen.
...I have so many questions lol
...I have so many questions lol
Jesus did not come to America like the mormons believe. Jesus was busy travelling the stars to visit other worlds to fight the space jews that have infested many parts of the universe. He has died so many times for the sins of many alien species so we believe Jesus is the savior of the universe and we celebrate his birth in a primitive hypercube manger on the 25th star rising of the period of Dodecatemporon. We are not heathens. We are Jesus' large headed, green children.
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Bless Space Jesus.
But, the pressing question: do you have space rabbits that shit out colorful eggs on the day he died in each respective planets day?
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