Last football game I watched was the '85 Chicago Bears. Hominid quarterbacks all have ear pieces and the plays are literally told to them.
Coach: Now, Gaitahrayyyyd Jones, I need you to run a Slant Route.
Jones: Oog. Boog. Rape.
Coach: No, not the Draw Play. Come on, Jones. If you win the game we’ll get some nice white girls for you.
Jones: Muh Dick? Sheeeit. Boog oog.
Coach: Good.
100% Legend.
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