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Anywhere a he lives there will be a eruv around the town so the jew can carry objects like house keys. Rabbis agree to enjoy the Sabbath one must carry things like their Bible the talmudic shit they read. Also it will be a string around the area they want to consider in to carry stuff for pleasure. In Manhattan Jews spend $150 to $250,000 a year maintaining the string because niglets keep cutting it

Anywhere a he lives there will be a eruv around the town so the jew can carry objects like house keys. Rabbis agree to enjoy the Sabbath one must carry things like their Bible the talmudic shit they read. Also it will be a string around the area they want to consider in to carry stuff for pleasure. In Manhattan Jews spend $150 to $250,000 a year maintaining the string because niglets keep cutting it

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[–] • 2 pts

It is comical, same with "Sabbath" mode for appliances, elevators, etc....

Swinging a dead chicken over your head apparently makes "god" unable to see your sins.

They really think they could outsmart a "god" with silly rituals.

[–] • 2 pts

If they could transfer their financial debts to a chicken, they would do so, and be sad to report the "tragic passing" of the chicken who owed you all that money.

[–] • 0 pt

They'll keep the chicken too.