All the young militarily aged nigger men are being shipped to Europe, and for what little businesses there are in Africa, this has created a labour shortage.
Don't forget that slavery always was and still is legal in Africa. Now is a perfect time to sell them all those niggers back.
"But how, Stabem? You can't just hunt them down, put them on ships and sell them in Africa! ZOGbots will get us!"
Solution: Cruises to Africa
Hey kangz! Wanta rediskova Afrika? Place wer you rule az kangz befo dem big noze whypipo somhaw magikaly enslaved you evan tho we wuz powaful kangz?
Look no furtha dan "AFRIKA KANGDOM CRUISES - REDISCOVA YOUR INN KANG OR KWEEN"
-All Whyte staff serving you like dey yo slavez (don't mind the guns and whips)
- Free gold chain fo yo neck (it's not spray painted iron)
- No boring rooms or cabins, just one big cargo space for all to be togeda and party all dey and knight!
- Feeling restless or rowdy during a long voyage? Let our Whyte staff take you on a deep sea exploration trip!
- all black kang greeting party once you get to Africa (don't mind the machetes and human sized kettles)
Wat da price youz ask???
ALL FREE - PART OF YO FIRST REPURATIOUNS PAKEDJ
EDIT: DERE GON BE OL U KANG EAT FREE CHIKAN AN WHATAMELAN TOO!
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All the young militarily aged nigger men are being shipped to Europe, and for what little businesses there are in Africa, this has created a labour shortage.
Don't forget that slavery always was and still is legal in Africa. Now is a perfect time to sell them all those niggers back.
"But how, Stabem? You can't just hunt them down, put them on ships and sell them in Africa! ZOGbots will get us!"
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**Solution: Cruises to Africa**
Hey kangz! Wanta rediskova Afrika? Place wer you rule az kangz befo dem big noze whypipo somhaw magikaly enslaved you evan tho we wuz powaful kangz?
Look no furtha dan "AFRIKA KANGDOM CRUISES - REDISCOVA YOUR INN KANG OR KWEEN"
-All Whyte staff serving you like dey yo slavez (don't mind the guns and whips)
- Free gold chain fo yo neck (it's not spray painted iron)
- No boring rooms or cabins, just one big cargo space for all to be togeda and party all dey and knight!
- Feeling restless or rowdy during a long voyage? Let our Whyte staff take you on a deep sea exploration trip!
- all black kang greeting party once you get to Africa (don't mind the machetes and human sized kettles)
Wat da price youz ask???
ALL FREE - PART OF YO FIRST REPURATIOUNS PAKEDJ
EDIT: DERE GON BE OL U KANG EAT FREE CHIKAN AN WHATAMELAN TOO!
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