You know, I was just thinking about this today. What we need is some really smarty pants type who already paid off their student loans to write to their congress person and to the administration and demand a full refund of the money they paid off. I have thought of doing it myself but I worry that if I'm actually able to gain any traction I would ruin the cause when it comes out that I never had any student loans.
Perhaps you could be that person to take up the challenge? I would be happy to write the letter for you, I'm pretty good at that sort of thing.
Dear the government, give me back my... I forget.... Let's go with 50k plus interest because you such and just spend it on bullshit.
Well, not too bad for a rough draft. Could use a little editing though.
I am not the wordsmith. Edit away, dude.
Dear Fuck Joe Biden,
Listen, I know what you and your crime family did. I have proof of your money laundering operation. I'm willing to forget it if you extend your student loan program and pay back my student loans, my home loan... wait, every loan, I ever had, wait, let's just call it a $billion dollars. You can tell the public this money is for reparations and climate change. You won't be asked for any details.
Please do an ACH transfer to 148891169109.
I.e. gibs me all a dat back, nigga.
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