Dear Fuck Joe Biden,
Listen, I know what you and your crime family did. I have proof of your money laundering operation. I'm willing to forget it if you extend your student loan program and pay back my student loans, my home loan... wait, every loan, I ever had, wait, let's just call it a $billion dollars. You can tell the public this money is for reparations and climate change. You won't be asked for any details.
Please do an ACH transfer to 148891169109.
I.e. gibs me all a dat back, nigga.
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