Dear the government, give me back my... I forget.... Let's go with 50k plus interest because you such and just spend it on bullshit.
Dear the government, give me back my... I forget.... Let's go with 50k plus interest because you such and just spend it on bullshit.
Well, not too bad for a rough draft. Could use a little editing though.
Well, not too bad for a rough draft. Could use a little editing though.
I am not the wordsmith. Edit away, dude.
I am not the wordsmith. Edit away, dude.
Dear Fuck Joe Biden,
Listen, I know what you and your crime family did. I have proof of your money laundering operation. I'm willing to forget it if you extend your student loan program and pay back my student loans, my home loan... wait, every loan, I ever had, wait, let's just call it a $billion dollars. You can tell the public this money is for reparations and climate change. You won't be asked for any details.
Please do an ACH transfer to 148891169109.
Dear Fuck Joe Biden,
Listen, I know what you and your crime family did. I have proof of your money laundering operation. I'm willing to forget it if you extend your student loan program and pay back my student loans, my home loan... wait, every loan, I ever had, wait, let's just call it a $billion dollars. You can tell the public this money is for reparations and climate change. You won't be asked for any details.
Please do an ACH transfer to 148891169109.
I.e. gibs me all a dat back, nigga.
I.e. gibs me all a dat back, nigga.
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