I'm just an eggplant. Why is the burden all mine? Can you help?
I'm just an eggplant.
Said the eggplant, as he stood upright in the soil.
Why is the burden all mine?
Said the same eggplant, as he was bathed in the sunlight
Can you help?
He asked, to a stranger on the internet, who was more than willing to help, but spoke in retarded parables.
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